Bakkies Yster Botha

Bakkies Botha is so sterk, hy kan 'n bladsy uit facebook uit skeur
Bakkies Botha bel nie die verkeerde nommer nie, jy antwoord die verkeerde foon
Bakkies Botha has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Bakkies Botha can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Death once had a near-Bakkies Botha experience
Bakkies Botha can slam a revolving door.
Bakkies Botha doesn't need a GPS. Bakkies Botha decides where he is.
The sheep on Bakkies Botha' farm are the ones that give us steel wool.
Bakkies Botha will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Bakkies Botha can speak Braille.
When Bakkies Botha throws a boomerang it doesn't dare come back
Bakkies Botha does not fart, nothing escapes Bakkies Botha
Bakkies Botha can tweet from a pay phone
Toe Alexander Graham Bell die foon ontwerp het, was daar 3 missed calls van Bakkies Botha af
The Vredefort dome was not created by a meteorite, Bakkies Botha decided to put his foot down
Die enigste tyd wat Bakkies rustig raak is as Riaan die nuus lees om 7
Wanneer Bakkies melk op sy rice crispies gooi, bly hulle tjoep stil
Die eerste ding wat Bakkies doen wanneer hy by die see aankom, is om twee lengtes te swem